Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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