At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
She announced her abortion via fbk
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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