we're blogging at a bar
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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