I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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