i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
she looked like the before picture.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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