I bet he comes in French.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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