Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i would punch a child for taco bell
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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