i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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