i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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