i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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