So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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