pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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