I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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