I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
