So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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