so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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