Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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