I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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