I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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