I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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