I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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