How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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