it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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