there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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