found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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