she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
