Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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