some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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