party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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