you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I believe in your delicious
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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