How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Randomize
