Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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