Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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