Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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