Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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