I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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