I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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