Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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