That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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