Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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