38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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