You really coming over, don't trick.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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