I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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