One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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