I cockslap morals
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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