why didn't you poke me back
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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