Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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