The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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