Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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