why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
COCAINE IS GR8
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