YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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