i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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