Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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