no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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