She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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