Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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