At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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