What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
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