i permit you to call me
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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