Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
